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BIRTHDAY WITCHCRAFT
It’s your birthday? AWESOME. Here’s some witchy (and non-witchy) shit you can do to celebrate and make your birthday awesomer.
- FUBAR’d your New Year’s Resolution? DO NOT DESPAIR. Use your birthday as a new start date for your resolution. Your birthday is December 31? Even one day is better than none. Make that resolution!
- ALL THE BIRTHDAY WISHES. Take every birthday wish as a personal good luck spell or blessing. Run with the idea that each person isn’t being polite and wishing you happy birthday, but they are literally telling you the day is happier because you were born today. Hell yes.
- Birthday candles. If you can get ahold of your birthday candles ahead of time enchant them. Good luck, love, money, protection, whatever. Just make sure you don’t coat them with anything that can be set further on fire or is toxic. (Best not coat them at all, really.)
- Clean your place before your birthday. No, seriously. Cleanse it and beef up your protection. You’ll be bringing in new things if you accept gifts so it might be necessary. Do the same for the gifts when you get the chance.
- Make your own birthday dessert and fold spells into the creation of it. A cake, mini cake, cookies, cupcake, ice cream, pudding, pie, pastries, muffins, whatever. You could do this with regular food too but sometimes having a mini personal cake you don’t have to share with other folks is the best idea ever.
- Going out and want ALL the attention? Glamour ALL THE THINGS! I’ve got a couple posts in my resources on it but seriously, the easiest way is to enchant some water and drawn sigils, symbols, or write a spell into clothing, hair, skin, shoes, etc.
- You want to look fabulous? You want to spend time on your appearance? Then do it. Use all that bath stuff you buy and never seem to get a chance to use. I enchant mine for varying purposes.
- Need more time? Get an egg timer and enchant it so that while it runs, you will have peace.
- Coat your wallet and/or handbag with enchanted water or oil to help save you money. This might end up with drinks comped or free food. Or you might find there’s no cover charge at a bar or hell, you find twenty bucks in your jeans. Whatever. Saving money is awesome.
- Rock a new outfit. Or at least something new. Even if you have to make it. You can even restyle old T-shirts into new clothing. Combine it with something old and beloved. Again, this is sort of like a new year. Celebrate by bringing in the old and new as you go forward throughout the day. Bring the old time, the memories, where you came from with you and the new outfit represents the future life you want and WILL have. Make it so. Wash the clothing in a special, non-dying laundry soap (or spritz it with enchanted water).
After a certain age, many folks don’t bother to celebrate their birthdays. WHY I DON’T KNOW. You made it. You survived this crazy planet for another year. And that shit is not easy to do. WHY WOULDN’T YOU CELEBRATE THAT? Don’t be afraid to say, “No. Fuck that. I’m going to do a thing today. I don’t care that I’m X age. I’m going to celebrate.”
You go and be awesome and fabulous.

